Already dubbing this one of the greatest songs of all time.

I’m taking a big risk posting this but I wrote this last night. #poetry

Silly kitty. That’s not your bed.

No, Zindzi. It’s best you don’t pay attention to that.

kawaiisils:

kanikkers:

THE FUCKING SUNGLASSES ONE

DEAD AT ALL OF THESE TBQFH! XD

kaiserin-vulkan:

angryblackman:

waiting-is-forbidden:

hell-aint-a-bad-place:

What?

I.

Uh.

What?

LOLWUT

OMGWTFBBQLOLHAX

@ThatDope

thegoddamazon:

dichotomoussimplicity:

fuckyeahsuperheroines:

wafflesforstephanie:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

mutantlexi:

vorel-is-johnlocked:

protojammed:

cynimax:

ruinga:

sedetio:

paradox-pentagram:

d0wj0nes:

unusual-me:

paradox-pentagram:

The new Lara Croft looks ugly as shit, why did they do that?

They wanted to make her less of a sex symbol

booooooooooooooooo new laura croft sucks

Making someone less of a sex symbol is beyond what they did. She looks like a slender beat up Rosie O’Donnel 

are you serious, she’s hot as fuck

She got dirty and roughed up from adventuring and tomb raiding? NOOOO she needs to stay clean and sexy gfdHDSFHFDGHDSUfdniugDFG <sarcasm>

This post should really be an active example on Tv Tropes’ ‘Unpleasable fanbase’ page.

Excuse you. Lara Croft is a fucking badass adventurer and she IS STILL FUCKING SEXY.

OH LAWDY HOW DARE SHE GET ROUGHED UP FROM PUNCHING SHARKS AND SLIDING UDER TRAPS AND GETTING MAULED BY FUCKING TIGERS.

FUCK YOU GUYS.

LARA CROFT FOREVER.

If you honestly think the new Lara is ugly, you’ve sadly been completely brainwashed by the media, that your sense of beauty is so unrealistic that it’s tragic. Oh my god, she looks like a realistic 20-year old woman, her proportions are athletic and not unrealistic, her face has an air of nobility and beauty that many girls and young women aspire to have.

So, if you honestly think the realistic Lara is “ugly” then you are part of the problem, not the solution, you ignorant, misogynist fuck.

I seriously don’t get how anyone can think that the new Lara Croft isn’t beautiful…

The new look Lara Croft is definitely still an incredibly sexy and beautiful woman I think and I really don’t understand people saying that she’s ‘ugly’ because she looks more realistic in this game than in previous games in the series, or because she’s injured here…

I think it’s more the fact that her she doesn’t have the fucking Himalayas on her chest anymore.

People are idiots. 

Actually, yes, she does.

Honestly, I only like the new Croft because she looks realistic as a person, but her body type still isn’t realistic for her lifestyle. Like she has no muscle definition or anything. Like, I get that they roughed her up for realism, but at least make her look like someone who scales mountainsides, wrestles wild animals, and wields heavy artillery.

I mean, they never hesitate to give male characters bulging biceps and rippling abs (do we really need to bring up Chris Redfield from RE5, tho?), so why not even the score and give Lara some muscle to backup her claim as one of the greatest adventurers on the planet. Even if she is primarily a runner she should still have a body type that reflects that.

And yeah, most of y’all are made because she doesn’t have torpedoes on her fucking chest. She went from cartoonish to Hollywood to catalog model that got in a fight in a jungle. I like it, and it’s not exactly perfect, but it’s a fucking better start to the reboot of the franchise.

CHRIS REDFIELD PUNCHED A FUCKING BOULDER AND IT MOVED. (Sorry… every time he’s mentions I have to yell this)

this makes me so sad. PERFECTLY GOOD PIZZA GONE TO WASTE

thegoddamazon:

teen-paradox:

Grungeeee✞

Legitimate question time:

I see a lot of “grunge” photos like this with this “grunge rebirth” shit that’s popular right now.

Why the hell are these long-haired white girls always standing like mannequins and looking down like this? Like what the fuck are y’all looking at and exactly what purpose does this pose serve? Are y’all showing off your (dullasfuck) hair?

I’m just trying to understand why this is a thing.

It’s because grunge is usually (wrongfully and stupidly) associated with depression and they think that pictures of people feigning moping around will be able to catch whatever’s left of that era.

……………..whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy

If you want to see rape culture working at it’s worst, read all of this. 

lbby:

i-luzu:

Illegal aliens stealing our jobs 

oh my god

ravencharese:

soundlyawake:

jessicabentley:

iamtonysexual:

dirkjohnprincess:

armadildomon:

heavy trigger warnings for rape.

all right, I’ve calmed down enough to post this, and hell fuckin’ no I ain’t blurrin’ out names. 

hi my name is rachael, and this is why feminism is still needed. I have nothing else to say.

yooooo if you wanna know what the fuck i was so mad about, read the following and spread it please!!

this is physically painful to read oh my fucking god

i literally have no words to express my disgust

this is why kids and high schoolers can be the most vile people

Un-FREAKING-believable 

… W=ow

kammstheace:

FALSE!! FALSE, FALSE, FALSE!!

C’mon Kamm. You know it’s true. Beats are terrible when it comes to audiophilia.